Carla Victoria
I am from Florida. I am 19 years old.
Some basic stuff right there.
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OH WOAH WHAT HUH WHAT
When was the last time you had sex, and did you come?

Anonymous

2 weeks ago. 
Yesssssssss.

1 year ago on January 13th, 2013 | J | 0 notes
can you describe your happiest memory with your parent(s) (or grandparent(s))? also, one time my little sister farted so hard she blew a hole through her underwear.

Anonymous

The happiest memory I had was with my grandfather. My family and I would go over my grandparents house to visit and while everyone talked about what was going on with their lives my grandfather and I would watch Jeopardy or Star Trek. And it was awesome. We’d just make fun of our family talking about trivial things while we watched trivial shows. 

And sweet jesus I do not wish to be around her when she blows one out the hole.

1 year ago on November 9th, 2012 | J | 0 notes
I'm a dude and I've kissed your boyfriend.

Anonymous

Yes. Yes I will.

1 year ago on November 5th, 2012 | J | 2 notes
I'm very short and very fat but I have so much money you could swim in diamonds.

Anonymous

You are the complete opposite of my boyfriend. So clearly you are perfect for me.

1 year ago on November 5th, 2012 | J | 4 notes
I'm your boyfriend.

Anonymous

Nah, I wouldn’t date ya.

1 year ago on November 5th, 2012 | J | 3 notes
YOU'RE NEXT (X)

Anonymous

no
don’t 

1 year ago on July 26th, 2012 | J | 2 notes
Dear person I had a crush on,

Anonymous

Dear person I had a crush on, 

It’s pretty cool that we both liked each other and things worked out the way they did. I’m pretty happy being with you and you’re the best. It’s going to be AMAZING with you here and we’re going to have the best adventures. I’m going to introduce you to everyone I know, and considering you’re so great Im sure they’ll love you. What’ll be even better is when I get to go up there, because then we’ll truly have alone time. Also, I would get to meet your folks! :D Sometimes I wonder if it was a bad idea not waiting until you were here for all of this shenanigans to happen. And then sometimes I shoot that wonder in the face and get excited that you’re my boyfriend. Anywho, it’s cool knowing ye.

Love,
Daisyguns 

1 year ago on July 3rd, 2012 | J | 4 notes
A C G O S T U V X

Anonymous

A: Are you a virgin?
-Yep

C: Celebrity crush?
-James Franco, Ryan Gosling, Johnny Depp, etc.

G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
-eh 5 or 6.

O: Who are you crushing on right now?
-This

S: Do looks matter to you?
-In regards to me? Yes. In regards to others? No.

T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
-Blue bikini cut with lace trim

U: How big are your boobs?
-34C

V: How far have you gone?
-Everything but sex

X: Are you circumcised?
-Why does this question… no

1 year ago on June 20th, 2012 | J | 1 note
pizzaforpresident:

but not cute enough for other people to know that I think you’re cute


:|

pizzaforpresident:

but not cute enough for other people to know that I think you’re cute

:|

1 year ago on June 11th, 2012 | J | 3,519 notes
What is the hottest thing/words/image you would love to be sent?

Anonymous

Thing? The sun.
Words? Sizzle and spicy.
Image? Yo body bby mmm! 

1 year ago on June 8th, 2012 | J | 0 notes