2 weeks ago.
2 weeks ago.
The happiest memory I had was with my grandfather. My family and I would go over my grandparents house to visit and while everyone talked about what was going on with their lives my grandfather and I would watch Jeopardy or Star Trek. And it was awesome. We’d just make fun of our family talking about trivial things while we watched trivial shows.
And sweet jesus I do not wish to be around her when she blows one out the hole.
Yes. Yes I will.
You are the complete opposite of my boyfriend. So clearly you are perfect for me.
Nah, I wouldn’t date ya.
Dear person I had a crush on,
It’s pretty cool that we both liked each other and things worked out the way they did. I’m pretty happy being with you and you’re the best. It’s going to be AMAZING with you here and we’re going to have the best adventures. I’m going to introduce you to everyone I know, and considering you’re so great Im sure they’ll love you. What’ll be even better is when I get to go up there, because then we’ll truly have alone time. Also, I would get to meet your folks! :D Sometimes I wonder if it was a bad idea not waiting until you were here for all of this shenanigans to happen. And then sometimes I shoot that wonder in the face and get excited that you’re my boyfriend. Anywho, it’s cool knowing ye.
A: Are you a virgin?
C: Celebrity crush?
-James Franco, Ryan Gosling, Johnny Depp, etc.
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
-eh 5 or 6.
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
S: Do looks matter to you?
-In regards to me? Yes. In regards to others? No.
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
-Blue bikini cut with lace trim
U: How big are your boobs?
V: How far have you gone?
-Everything but sex
X: Are you circumcised?
-Why does this question… no
but not cute enough for other people to know that I think you’re cute
Thing? The sun.
Words? Sizzle and spicy.
Image? Yo body bby mmm!