Limited Edition Portal Gun Replica
Available on ThinkGeek for $139.99
Note: They are selling our fast and purchase is limited to 1 per customer!
I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE.
Paired By Portal
Love is a portal. 17thbit takes advance of the special relationships cultivated through Portal with this jewelry collection. Perhaps your special someone is like your Companion Cube or “Has the Portal to Your Heart” or even tests you constantly like the masterminds at Aperture Laboratories. If your special someone is like the last one then, really? Why are you still together? Dump the jerk! I don’t know about you but no one lies to me about cake and gets away with it.
Portal Jewelry by 17thbit
Happy [insert non-denominational Winter celebration here], from your friends at Aperture Laboratories!
THE ONLY BEST CHRISTMAS TREE.
I now have TWO companion cubes.
I now have DOUBLE the love.
COOLEST FUCKING THING EVER